My co-worker bought a beast

"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44) 10/31/2017 at 14:30 • Filed to: None

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His new toy is a gigantic 1979 Ford F-250 extended cab longbed with a 400 cid V8, 4-speed manual, 4WD and a two-speed transfer case. This thing is BURLY. And check out those seats! I think he paid about $6k for it. These trucks are so far removed from today’s Lariats it’s just crazy.

Nibby > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:33

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wonderful paint combo

WilliamsSW > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:33

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That thing looks niiiiiiiice. And NP - it looks pretty pristine.

Noah - Now with more boost. > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:36

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Man, this thing ticks every single box. And its soooo brown. Awesome.

PartyPooper2012 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:41

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Dang. What’s under the hood look like? I hope it’s all spider webs and piles of rust... otherwise, I think a robbery was just committed.

fintail > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:42

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Assuming loonies and no rust (looks very clean), tremendous NP all day.

functionoverfashion > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:42

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That is freaking fantastic, everything about it. That would be a $12,000 truck in New England if it’s as clean as it looks.

shop-teacher > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:42

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Manly truck is manly!!!!

Takuro Spirit > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:45

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Tell them to get rid of the fake dually wheel covers and its PERFECT.

E92M3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:46

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Good buy if you ask me. Love that color combo!

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:46

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Wow that is super super clean.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > WilliamsSW 10/31/2017 at 14:46

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It’s a mint unrestored original truck

Urambo Tauro > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:47

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cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > PartyPooper2012 10/31/2017 at 14:47

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I haven’t seen it personally but I assume its just as good. The truck has very low miles.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Takuro Spirit 10/31/2017 at 14:47

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It’s getting standard Ford dog dish caps eventually.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > E92M3 10/31/2017 at 14:47

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Triple brown!

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > shop-teacher 10/31/2017 at 14:48

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Right? This thing is a rolling testosterone booster.

PartyPooper2012 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:48

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FBI has been alerted. It’s a federal crime to steal such a nice truck.

BeaterGT > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:48

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$6k?! That is insane. How many people died in this thing?

Takuro Spirit > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:49

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MMMMMYESS

shop-teacher > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:52

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I honestly think I felt a few new chest hairs sprout just looking at it. Actually driving that monster must be quite an experience. NP all day too!

WilliamsSW > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 14:55

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Everything about it just looks - right.

vondon302 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 15:13

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Love it. Np all day long.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 15:30

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Slow lane life.

Wacko > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 15:31

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It made me pregnant and i’m a man 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 15:59

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They get bigger. Those things were available with a crew cab longbed setup that had a wheelbase longer than a small car!

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 16:59

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Damn, that looks like it can pull the average Canadian house without breaking a sweat. Also it looks absolutely mint.

ranwhenparked > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 17:34

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The thing is, that was a somewhat fancy truck in its day. Not to the level of a King Ranch or Platinum, but well above basic. Plush cloth seat, carpet, wood grain dash, full instrumentation, radio, two tone paint, body side molding, and I’ll bet it came with full wheel covers, too.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PartyPooper2012 10/31/2017 at 18:35

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Wouldn’t do much, since I believe this is in Canada.

SpeedSix > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/31/2017 at 19:05

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Where do you work for now? Sorry if I missed your announcement.

PartyPooper2012 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/01/2017 at 07:05

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You’re safe for now.... SOON

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > SpeedSix 11/01/2017 at 08:45

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I’ve still got the same job I’ve had for years. I work as a videographer/writer for Canada’s Driving.ca website.

SpeedSix > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/01/2017 at 16:18

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Oh I was confused because I couldn’t see any new posts from you since January, as listed in the contributors section.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > SpeedSix 11/06/2017 at 14:06

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Ohhhhh. Yeah basically they buggered up and made two Clayton Seams author accounts. So they axed one in January leaving me with one Clayton Seams account. Guess which one the brilliant minds left on the site?

SpeedSix > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 11/07/2017 at 19:25

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Management.